katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

momlonde:

righteouskungfu:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

image

you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

zootedboy:

*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*

*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*

wickedclothes:

Glitter Wing Dragon Ear Cuff

Dragons are commonly known as powerful, benevolent creatures. This ear cuff resembles a golden dragon with glittering wings. Requires an ear lobe piercing to be worn. Sold on Etsy.

deathgripsforcutie:

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

soon

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